After marching my coalition of the willing into The Bavais Coliseum to remove Ed from power, it took almost no time to discover the "smoking gun" we were looking for. A bottle this size could only be used to make a "Martini of Mass Destruction" or MMD. We claimed victory, tore down the statue of Ed in his front yard and let the neighborhood kids take turns riding his head up and down Jefferson Avenue.

Freed from the brutality of her husband's regime, Georgina made coffee ...