Click the poster for scenes from the Professor's farewell performance
I have often been criticized for devoting so much of my time and website to these four maniacs, well actually, two maniacs, a genius and an enigma. But the truth is, they deserved every minute of it. Over the last five years, The Booty Boys have delivered a steady stream of funk and groove unrivaled in history. On this past Sunday morning, June the 6th, 1999, The Boys accomplished their ultimate goal, when for but a brief, fleeting moment, unofficially around 01:54 am, the world felt Booty-ful and;
- The Serbs embraced the Albanians,
- Arabs embraced Jews,
- Irish Protestants embraced Irish Catholics,
- Dogs embraced Cats
- Violence was eliminated from our schools,
- Drug abuse vanished,
- Crime disappeared,
- Homelessness became Homefullness,
- Red wine went with fish,
- The Asian market soared,
- Crab grass and dandelions disappeared from our lawns,
- No one was hungry,
- Grape juice and coffee didn't stain dentures,
- Men didn't need Rogaine or Viagra,
- Nobody was driving slow in the left lane,
- Rap went away,
- Country Western was confined to Texas,
- The phrase "Death and Taxes" was replaced by "Professor Booty", and
- Lucy actually let Charlie Brown kick that football.
Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and like Sonny & Cher before them,
the Booty Boys go their separate ways to seek their fame and fortune.
Thanks guys, you will be missed!
-xoxo coup
Long Live The Professor!
© 1999 A DaveCoup Production